It's a JOKE Mama!

My child recently started telling knock-knock jokes. She only really knows one, but tries to make up multiple ones using the same punch line. It goes like this...

L: Knock-Knock!

M: Who's there?

L: Lion.

M: Lion who?

L: Lion in his bed!!! (Get it? Lion/Lyin' in his bed...)

She roars with laughter everytime. So she tries other things...

L: Knock-Knock!

M: Who's there?

L: TV.

M: TV who?

L: TV IN HIS BED!! Bwhahahahahahhahaha!

M: *blank stare*

Last night Lauren's bestest pal Dustin was over and Lauren tried out her joke on him. He laughed and then shared a joke with her...

D: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

L: *blank stare* I don't know...a fish with no eyes?

D: Fsh!

L: *blink blink*

D: Get it? Fsh!

Chad then says to Dustin, "You do realize you're using a joke that involves spelling to someone who can't spell, right?"

So this morning, we're driving to school and Lauren is chattering away in the backseat asking me ten thousand questions about all kinds of things and then says...

L: Mom, what do you call a monster with no eyes?

M: A monster with no eyes?

L: Yeah! What do you call a monster with no eyes?

M: I have no idea.

L: He's tickling the fish! Get it? Get it? Do you get it Mama???

M: *roaring laughter*