Scene opens with Lauren walking down the hall wearing nothing but a shirt (bare bottom)...
L: Mom? Where's your floss?
M: *blink* Where are your pants?
L: Where is your floss?
M: Lauren! Why don't you have any pants on?
L: BECAUSE I WAS POOPING!
M: Allright then why do you need floss? *bracing myself for the answer*
L: BECAUSE I HAVE PORK CHOP STUCK IN MY TEETH. *exasperated*
So there you have it. My little multi-tasker...flossing and pooping at the same time - well, if she could've found the floss.
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LOVE IT!! :)
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